Hunting =)

I have been very busy this week preparing for the weekend! Friday starts shotgun season. This year I got a new gun so I had to sight it in and make sure everything was set up on it correctly. It was really fun shooting guns all day Wednesday with my grandpa. The only time we really get to hang out is either when we are hunting or fishing. I was pulling out my tub full of my camouflage clothing when I realized that my overalls had a huge rip down the leg. I was very upset because they were really expensive and since I waited last minute to get my stuff out I had to rush into finding something else to wear. Luckily my dad felt like being nice and he surprised me when he came home from work on Thursday with a brand new pair. I was very happy and relieved. I am kind of upset that I have class on Friday because that is just less time to hunt. My goal for this year it to at least get two deer because last year I was in the hospital with Swine flu so I did not get to hunt so I must make up for it this year. =)

My future husband!

I have decided that I am going to marry Bret Michaels. He is awesome and I love the heck out of him. He is super hot and can sing. What else do I need? Oh wait, I might not want to marry him, he is sort of a whore. He has only been on three dating shows and slept with who knows how many women and who knows how many diseases they have! I am actually glad he has started to settle down with his children’s mother though. I guess she can have him because it would not ever come true with me so I might as well let someone else be happy. I love his kids, they are adorable. I also love that they are on his new show. Both his girls are comedians, they are hilarious. I remember on the last episode the younger daughter started crying because she thought that whenever she dies that some loser was going to come take her place in life. She is only like six years old and she is already thinking about this. It cracks me up. So now I guess she is taking life slow so she doesn’t die and have a loser take her place .=)

My poor little brother =(

So I figure I just have a super strong immune system because everyone is sick besides me it seems! My little brother has had pneumonia for about a month and my best friend’s niece has been sick too and I have been around her for about a week. My little brother went back to the hospital today. He ended up needing more blood work because he is still super sick. I feel bad for the kid he has been through a lot in this life. When he was six or seven he was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, which is low blood sugar. He was always sick it seemed and he had lots of doctors and hospital visits. Living in a house with a kid who is sick is horrible and since he is always sick it’s bad! There is never a bathroom trash can it seems. (Usually my brother has his face buried in it) I hope he gets better soon because I feel bad he doesn’t get to participate in things normal kids do because he never feels good enough. Maybe when he gets better and feels up to doing something we should go on a vacation or something. I think I’d like that. =)

Dogs, Squirrels and other mysterious animals at work.

The other day at work Josh left at like seven thirty probably, and he forgot to shut the door in the backroom. As I am stocking up all my supplies for the next day I notice this dog runs straight threw the kitchen. At first I thought I was just seeing things until Britney was like, “Whose dog is that”? So after I get the dog out of the kitchen (with bribery of French fries) Britney and I figure out whose dog it is. We really did not care for the person so we did not call them to say we found their dog. That was kind of a jerk move but we did not care. My boss walked in and heard us talking about it. Of course he is probably the nosiest person I know so he had to ask and figure out what was going on. He thought it was hilarious and said “Well it is not the first nor last dog that will be in here, or squirrel”. The squirrel story is funnier though. He attacked a kid who was in DQ. Oh well he did not need to be in the back room anyways but it’s his moms fault because she has issues and she thinks she worked there. Too bad she does not!

Free Writing

I wish work would be over. Today has been a bad day for me because I had to work at my first job, Coulterville Dairy Queen from 10am to 2pm. Then I had just enough time to go home and change for my second job which is at Sparta Primary school, 230pm to 11pm. So needless to say I am pretty worn out and it is only 9pm now. I hauled ass to get all of my cleaning done at the school so I could rest up a little but now I wish I should have took my time. Like I said it is 9pm now so that means I have until 11pm to just sit here and do nothing. I am glad I brought my computer so I could get all my homework done on and posted early. My lesson for tomorrow at work is to not speed up and try hard to get done early because if that happens tomorrow I will be screwed because I will not even have any homework I can sit here and do. I am being my mom’s substitute for now because my little brother is very sick with pneumonia so I am very ready for him to feel better so I can stop working all these extra hours. Look on the bright side though I am going to be making BANK!!

Kids these days!

Whenever I was younger I know that I did not dress, act, or look as crazy as kids do these days. It seems to me like it gets worse every time I turn around. I went to pick up my little brother from school the other day and this girl had purple and black hair, fishnet pantyhose on, a super duper short skirt and huge white hooker heals. I know that my mom would not even let me dress like that for Halloween let alone just another day of GRADE SCHOOL! I do not understand what kids these days have to prove by looking that different. When I was in grade school I did not try to impress people and attempt to make my own “style” and it did not seem that other people tried to either. I keep thinking that one day parents are going to step in and tell their children not to dress like a complete weirdo but hey it is not my part to step in and tell parents how to raise their kids but all I know is that when I have kids they will not dress like that! I would not like all that attention toward my children in a negative way.

Better be worth it in the end!

My house has been under “construction” for about a year now. It is going way to slow for my liking. We are adding three more bedrooms, a mud room, and another hall way in my house. It is going very slow because my dad is still working a full time job and he is re-modeling our house all by himself. Well today the guy came to pour the concrete so dad had a little help but my dad has built it, put electricity through it and everything else that has to be done. Finally it is all coming along though and I am very excited to see it finished. My parents and my two brothers are going to be in the “new” part of the house while I will have the old part pretty much all to myself. They will be on the complete opposite side from me which is awesome because they are all very loud and with this Anatomy class it is killer to try to study with all the commotion in my house. All I have to say is this re-modeling hopefully will be done very soon and hopefully it is worth the time that I have waited!

When the cats away, mice WILL play!

Oh boy, sometimes we just have too much fun at work. Of course that is when the boss is not around. Good thing for me though, my boss is super cool and usually he is involved in half the pranks that we do. Anyways to the story, at work the other day Katie decided she was going to be mean to me and shove a handful of strawberry concentrate crap all in my face and in my hair. Needless to say it was very sticky and disgusting so I had to get her back for it. I decided that I had to do something in return that was about at the same level. So I decided that I was going to take a handful of cake icing and smash it in her face. Yay, goal achieved. Couple minutes had passed when I turn around just in time to see Katie throwing a cup of water at me. Of course since I was at work and did not have any clothes to change into, that made me mad. I decided to finish all this fun and games up by clocking out of work, stealing her cigarettes, and driving ten miles away to my house. Who won now? I was not really upset though because I knew that I had the final hit and that she could not top that off.

I wish I could come up with this stuff!

This is a very good and funny joke to play on your friends or family members. Watch the video below. This is a perfect prank and if it was played on me, I would have no idea what was going on and I would be very mad. I would probably go as far as calling my computer company and sitting on the phone with them for hours! I thought I have come up with good jokes before, but this one is a smart joke. In my family, someone was always playing a joke on someone else. For example, we got a new sink the other day and I was helping my dad install it. He was already having a bad time with it so I decided, “Why not make him even angrier”, so I put a rubber band around the hose of the sink so when he turned on the water it sprayed EVERYWHERE! To my surprise he did not even get mad, it actually made him laugh and then of course he chased me around the house until he caught me. Ever since I did that every day I have found myself running into another “trap” that he has made up for me to suffer. Anyways I might try this trick next to get my revenge.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XkmpNcSt4

Why put yourself on youtube when you know you can't sing?

Lately I have been very bored and been watching many YouTube videos. I came across this one girl who must be at least in high school and she thinks she is the bomb at singing. Sorry to bring the bad news to her but she sucks. Why would you put this stuff on YouTube when you know you’re not good and all the comments from your video are people making fun of you and telling you how bad you are? I feel bad for the girl but she must think she is an important person too because she always makes videos of her talking about her life and relationship statuses. Why am I complaining? It actually is a good thing she makes all these videos of herself because it keeps me busy. I guess since Justin Bieber got famous from YouTube now everyone believes they have some hidden singing talent but not this girl. Watch the video below and let’s see what you think of her so called talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc&feature=related


So what did you think? Bad? Good? Oh well who cares what we think as long as she still has viewers like us maybe one day she will be famous for the worst singer?

Driving Experience

For some people driving is a thing that is taught at age fifteen. Not for me. I always knew how to drive. Maybe not a car right away but slowely I reached that point. The first thing I learned how to drive was a lawn mower. Probably at the age five sitting on daddy's lap, but that's beside the point. Eventually you reach the point where you can drive it on your own and you think that is the coolest thing ever! That was not the case for me. I always just looked forward to taking that next step and trying to drive something bigger and better. Lucky for me, I was raised in a family where we had many options. The next option was the tractor and the four wheeler.  Helping out my grandpa was my favorite thing to do whenever I was younger and the main thing I would do was drive the tractor around digging holes or hauling hay on the four wheeler. Being out at the farm all the time it helped out that I knew how to drive, but eventually I had to step up and drive the big truck. My grandpa thought it was the best thing ever seeing a thirteen year old girl attempting to drive a stick shift on a truck where I couldn't even see over the tires. He must have been impressed after a couple attempts because for my sixteenth birthday he bought me a truck, and ofcoarse it was a stick shift! Its alright though because I loved driving it and still to this day I would chose a stick shift truck over any other vehicle.

The Story of My Life

I saw the tunnel of light on March the second, 1992. The name they stamped on my birth certificate is Alissa Janna Cunningham. If you were wondering, I was named off of the Price is Right. My mom was in the hospital for eleven days until I finally decided I was ready to be a part of the world. Needless to say I was a bit stubborn and not much has changed in my eighteen years. I do not like being bossed around, I like to be the one doing the bossing. I think the reason for that is because I have three brothers. They are twenty-four, twelve, and fifteen. My oldest brother has a three year old son and another one on the way. I am very family oriented and would do anything I possibly could for them. On a typical day you will find me hunting, fishing, playing sports, hanging out with my family or working. Had to save the best for last! Actually, I can not stand my job so I can not wait until I get out of school so I can start my real job. My goal in life has always been to help people in some way or another, that is why I chose to be a nurse. I do not want to just have the broad term as an RN, I want to specialize in labor and delivery. This past May, I job shadowed at Barnes Hospital and it was amazing! During the process of job shadowing, I was able to assist three mothers by delivering their babies. Most people would be completely disgusted by this but it was completely fascinating to me.