I have decided that I am going to marry Bret Michaels. He is awesome and I love the heck out of him. He is super hot and can sing. What else do I need? Oh wait, I might not want to marry him, he is sort of a whore. He has only been on three dating shows and slept with who knows how many women and who knows how many diseases they have! I am actually glad he has started to settle down with his children’s mother though. I guess she can have him because it would not ever come true with me so I might as well let someone else be happy. I love his kids, they are adorable. I also love that they are on his new show. Both his girls are comedians, they are hilarious. I remember on the last episode the younger daughter started crying because she thought that whenever she dies that some loser was going to come take her place in life. She is only like six years old and she is already thinking about this. It cracks me up. So now I guess she is taking life slow so she doesn’t die and have a loser take her place .=)
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