Free Writing

I wish work would be over. Today has been a bad day for me because I had to work at my first job, Coulterville Dairy Queen from 10am to 2pm. Then I had just enough time to go home and change for my second job which is at Sparta Primary school, 230pm to 11pm. So needless to say I am pretty worn out and it is only 9pm now. I hauled ass to get all of my cleaning done at the school so I could rest up a little but now I wish I should have took my time. Like I said it is 9pm now so that means I have until 11pm to just sit here and do nothing. I am glad I brought my computer so I could get all my homework done on and posted early. My lesson for tomorrow at work is to not speed up and try hard to get done early because if that happens tomorrow I will be screwed because I will not even have any homework I can sit here and do. I am being my mom’s substitute for now because my little brother is very sick with pneumonia so I am very ready for him to feel better so I can stop working all these extra hours. Look on the bright side though I am going to be making BANK!!

Kids these days!

Whenever I was younger I know that I did not dress, act, or look as crazy as kids do these days. It seems to me like it gets worse every time I turn around. I went to pick up my little brother from school the other day and this girl had purple and black hair, fishnet pantyhose on, a super duper short skirt and huge white hooker heals. I know that my mom would not even let me dress like that for Halloween let alone just another day of GRADE SCHOOL! I do not understand what kids these days have to prove by looking that different. When I was in grade school I did not try to impress people and attempt to make my own “style” and it did not seem that other people tried to either. I keep thinking that one day parents are going to step in and tell their children not to dress like a complete weirdo but hey it is not my part to step in and tell parents how to raise their kids but all I know is that when I have kids they will not dress like that! I would not like all that attention toward my children in a negative way.

Better be worth it in the end!

My house has been under “construction” for about a year now. It is going way to slow for my liking. We are adding three more bedrooms, a mud room, and another hall way in my house. It is going very slow because my dad is still working a full time job and he is re-modeling our house all by himself. Well today the guy came to pour the concrete so dad had a little help but my dad has built it, put electricity through it and everything else that has to be done. Finally it is all coming along though and I am very excited to see it finished. My parents and my two brothers are going to be in the “new” part of the house while I will have the old part pretty much all to myself. They will be on the complete opposite side from me which is awesome because they are all very loud and with this Anatomy class it is killer to try to study with all the commotion in my house. All I have to say is this re-modeling hopefully will be done very soon and hopefully it is worth the time that I have waited!

When the cats away, mice WILL play!

Oh boy, sometimes we just have too much fun at work. Of course that is when the boss is not around. Good thing for me though, my boss is super cool and usually he is involved in half the pranks that we do. Anyways to the story, at work the other day Katie decided she was going to be mean to me and shove a handful of strawberry concentrate crap all in my face and in my hair. Needless to say it was very sticky and disgusting so I had to get her back for it. I decided that I had to do something in return that was about at the same level. So I decided that I was going to take a handful of cake icing and smash it in her face. Yay, goal achieved. Couple minutes had passed when I turn around just in time to see Katie throwing a cup of water at me. Of course since I was at work and did not have any clothes to change into, that made me mad. I decided to finish all this fun and games up by clocking out of work, stealing her cigarettes, and driving ten miles away to my house. Who won now? I was not really upset though because I knew that I had the final hit and that she could not top that off.

I wish I could come up with this stuff!

This is a very good and funny joke to play on your friends or family members. Watch the video below. This is a perfect prank and if it was played on me, I would have no idea what was going on and I would be very mad. I would probably go as far as calling my computer company and sitting on the phone with them for hours! I thought I have come up with good jokes before, but this one is a smart joke. In my family, someone was always playing a joke on someone else. For example, we got a new sink the other day and I was helping my dad install it. He was already having a bad time with it so I decided, “Why not make him even angrier”, so I put a rubber band around the hose of the sink so when he turned on the water it sprayed EVERYWHERE! To my surprise he did not even get mad, it actually made him laugh and then of course he chased me around the house until he caught me. Ever since I did that every day I have found myself running into another “trap” that he has made up for me to suffer. Anyways I might try this trick next to get my revenge.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XkmpNcSt4