When the cats away, mice WILL play!

Oh boy, sometimes we just have too much fun at work. Of course that is when the boss is not around. Good thing for me though, my boss is super cool and usually he is involved in half the pranks that we do. Anyways to the story, at work the other day Katie decided she was going to be mean to me and shove a handful of strawberry concentrate crap all in my face and in my hair. Needless to say it was very sticky and disgusting so I had to get her back for it. I decided that I had to do something in return that was about at the same level. So I decided that I was going to take a handful of cake icing and smash it in her face. Yay, goal achieved. Couple minutes had passed when I turn around just in time to see Katie throwing a cup of water at me. Of course since I was at work and did not have any clothes to change into, that made me mad. I decided to finish all this fun and games up by clocking out of work, stealing her cigarettes, and driving ten miles away to my house. Who won now? I was not really upset though because I knew that I had the final hit and that she could not top that off.

I wish I could come up with this stuff!

This is a very good and funny joke to play on your friends or family members. Watch the video below. This is a perfect prank and if it was played on me, I would have no idea what was going on and I would be very mad. I would probably go as far as calling my computer company and sitting on the phone with them for hours! I thought I have come up with good jokes before, but this one is a smart joke. In my family, someone was always playing a joke on someone else. For example, we got a new sink the other day and I was helping my dad install it. He was already having a bad time with it so I decided, “Why not make him even angrier”, so I put a rubber band around the hose of the sink so when he turned on the water it sprayed EVERYWHERE! To my surprise he did not even get mad, it actually made him laugh and then of course he chased me around the house until he caught me. Ever since I did that every day I have found myself running into another “trap” that he has made up for me to suffer. Anyways I might try this trick next to get my revenge.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XkmpNcSt4

Why put yourself on youtube when you know you can't sing?

Lately I have been very bored and been watching many YouTube videos. I came across this one girl who must be at least in high school and she thinks she is the bomb at singing. Sorry to bring the bad news to her but she sucks. Why would you put this stuff on YouTube when you know you’re not good and all the comments from your video are people making fun of you and telling you how bad you are? I feel bad for the girl but she must think she is an important person too because she always makes videos of her talking about her life and relationship statuses. Why am I complaining? It actually is a good thing she makes all these videos of herself because it keeps me busy. I guess since Justin Bieber got famous from YouTube now everyone believes they have some hidden singing talent but not this girl. Watch the video below and let’s see what you think of her so called talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc&feature=related


So what did you think? Bad? Good? Oh well who cares what we think as long as she still has viewers like us maybe one day she will be famous for the worst singer?

Driving Experience

For some people driving is a thing that is taught at age fifteen. Not for me. I always knew how to drive. Maybe not a car right away but slowely I reached that point. The first thing I learned how to drive was a lawn mower. Probably at the age five sitting on daddy's lap, but that's beside the point. Eventually you reach the point where you can drive it on your own and you think that is the coolest thing ever! That was not the case for me. I always just looked forward to taking that next step and trying to drive something bigger and better. Lucky for me, I was raised in a family where we had many options. The next option was the tractor and the four wheeler.  Helping out my grandpa was my favorite thing to do whenever I was younger and the main thing I would do was drive the tractor around digging holes or hauling hay on the four wheeler. Being out at the farm all the time it helped out that I knew how to drive, but eventually I had to step up and drive the big truck. My grandpa thought it was the best thing ever seeing a thirteen year old girl attempting to drive a stick shift on a truck where I couldn't even see over the tires. He must have been impressed after a couple attempts because for my sixteenth birthday he bought me a truck, and ofcoarse it was a stick shift! Its alright though because I loved driving it and still to this day I would chose a stick shift truck over any other vehicle.

The Story of My Life

I saw the tunnel of light on March the second, 1992. The name they stamped on my birth certificate is Alissa Janna Cunningham. If you were wondering, I was named off of the Price is Right. My mom was in the hospital for eleven days until I finally decided I was ready to be a part of the world. Needless to say I was a bit stubborn and not much has changed in my eighteen years. I do not like being bossed around, I like to be the one doing the bossing. I think the reason for that is because I have three brothers. They are twenty-four, twelve, and fifteen. My oldest brother has a three year old son and another one on the way. I am very family oriented and would do anything I possibly could for them. On a typical day you will find me hunting, fishing, playing sports, hanging out with my family or working. Had to save the best for last! Actually, I can not stand my job so I can not wait until I get out of school so I can start my real job. My goal in life has always been to help people in some way or another, that is why I chose to be a nurse. I do not want to just have the broad term as an RN, I want to specialize in labor and delivery. This past May, I job shadowed at Barnes Hospital and it was amazing! During the process of job shadowing, I was able to assist three mothers by delivering their babies. Most people would be completely disgusted by this but it was completely fascinating to me.